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故事1
萝莉(发生在现实中)
我跟yjx去健身中心(就去过那么一次)。
电梯里面有个大海报,是什么比赛的获奖名单。
里面有个人名字叫“罗莉”。
我笑,指给yjx看,他也笑。
开电梯的大妈问:有朋友跟她重名?
我跟yjx一口同声说:对,重名。
继续笑。
建议看不懂的人百度一下“萝莉”。
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故事2
军训(发生在梦中)
一天我出门散步。
走着到一个拐角处突然听见张老师说话的声音。
我探头一看:班级所有同学穿着迷彩装站得整整齐齐顶着大太阳站军姿,张老师在前面给大家训话。
原来今天是我们班军训我给忘了。
我看到了gc(此gc非彼gc)。
她晒得特黑累得呲牙咧嘴满脸流汗五官扭在一起表情极其痛苦。
她突然发现了我。
我毫不犹豫扭头就跑边跑边想:我可不要站军姿……
白天想起这个梦,觉得gc的表情咋那么像许三多呢? 26/01/2008 Send Me an AngelSend Me an Angel
Artist:Scorpions
The wise man said just walk this way To the dawn of the light The wind will blow into your face As the years pass you by Hear this voice from deep inside It's the call of your heart Close your eyes and your will find The passage out of the dark Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star The wise man said just find your place In the eye of the storm Seek the roses along the way Just beware of the thorns Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star The wise man said just raise your hand And reach out for the spell Find the door to the promised land Just believe in yourself Hear this voice from deep inside It's the call of your heart Close your eyes and your will find The way out of the dark Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star Here I am Will you send me an angel Here I am In the land of the morning star 有挺多话想说可是不知道怎么说出口。
有点做梦的感觉。
真的。 21/01/2008 复习在家复习,日子过得不舒坦。
zl之前跟我描述他复习时的情况:一晚上一包烟,焦虑郁闷。
jj跟我说过好几次,忍两个月就好了。
“一咬牙就跳火坑里面去了”,用这句话来形容复习博士考试再恰当不过。
就这句话,让我爸我妈念叨了好几天。
小钟表问大钟表,这么多年你是怎么走下来的?大钟表说:不要想那么多,每秒钟走一下就行了。
这是我爸为了鼓励我专门给我讲的寓言小故事。
要是放到15年前,这绝对是一个作文素材。
题目就是《我的好爸爸》。
开头第一句写:我有一个好爸爸。
中间写:时间地点人物(记叙文三要素),重点描述他讲故事的神态和我聆听的神态。
结尾写:“听了爸爸讲的故事,我便知道了自己该做些什么。啊,我真爱我的爸爸,我的好爸爸。”
感情生活今天晚饭在川友水煮鱼。
我爸说:wmh你知道么,马克思的感情生活很丰富。
wmh说:好像听说过一点。
我说:wmh的感情生活也很丰富,他的想法特别多。
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谁说感情生活必须两个人?一个人yy不行么? Sophie MarceauShe is so pretty. 14/01/2008 “不活泼”豆豆也是一只很有性格的狗。 它在大院里被公认是非常漂亮的。 它不会任何坐下打滚之类的小把戏。 它不爱讨好生人,不其他狗那样馋嘴。 它不想玩的时候,不管你怎么逗它都不动。 它在外面遇到比自己厉害的狗就往主人身边跑。 它在家里把自己当狼狗使,生人一来它就狂吠不止。 它是一只纯粹的狗,只为自己快乐而活着的狗。
我:我不喜欢豆豆,它太不活泼。 tt:你也不活泼。 我:…… 12/01/2008 有奖竞猜谁能猜出我听到这首歌后的第一想法,我就请他/她吃大餐,哈尔滨的饭店随便挑。
请将答案mail给我:gzwleo@msn.com。
截至日期:北京时间2008年1月16日。
一个人只能猜一次。
Never say never
artist:brandy
album:never say never
CHORUS:
Who would ever thought a guy
Would want a girl like me Who would ever thought that I Would fall so easily Who would ever thought that we Would finally come to be I guess they just don't know How much you mean to me Who would ever thought that they Would have some words to say We'll go on anyway It's alright, it's okay Take whatever comes our way Together we will stay I got three words to say Never say never I can't believe they'd stop our happiness By tryin' to pull us down with such a mess Why can't they let us live just like the rest And keep us out of all this crazy madness Now when they talk I think it's just a shame That all they do is sit and think my name When all I do is mainly Sit and think about my baby and me Now baby they can't believe that You and me are together That's why they should have never Never say never, yeah yeah There were times when we thought that You and me could never be together That's why we should have never Never said never CHORUS: Who would ever thought a guy
Would want a girl like me Who would ever thought that I Would fall so easily Who would ever thought that we Would finally come to be I guess they just don't know How much you mean to me Who would ever thought that they Would have some words to say We'll go on anyway It's alright, it's okay Take whatever comes our way Together we will stay I got three words to say Never say never Now there's a lot of talkin' goin' round About the way me and you gettin' down What are they jealous or they hatin' me I guess they all have their own PhD's I wish that they would just stop sweatin' me Stop tryin' to get the best of me No matter what they say baby Gotta move on cuz we're gonna be happy We didn't let the words that we had We didn't let the words that they said Keep us from the love we now have Never say never, yeah yeah Simple for me to see when Never would've been never if I let Now that we are together Never say never, say never CHORUS: Who would ever thought a guy
Would want a girl like me Who would ever thought that I Would fall so easily Who would ever thought that we Would finally come to be I guess they just don't know How much you mean to me Who would ever thought that they Would have some words to say We'll go on anyway It's alright, it's okay Take whatever comes our way Together we will stay I got three words to say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never CHORUS: Who would ever thought a guy
Would want a girl like me Who would ever thought that I Would fall so easily Who would ever thought that we Would finally come to be I guess they just don't know How much you mean to me Who would ever thought that they Would have some words to say We'll go on anyway It's alright, it's okay Take whatever comes our way Together we will stay I got three words to say Never say never Never say, never say Never say never We didn't let the words that we had We didn't let the words that they said Keep us from the love we now have Never say never, yeah yeah Simple for me to see when Never would've been never if I let Now that we are together Never say never, say never CHORUS: Who would ever thought a guy Would want a girl like me Who would ever thought that I Would fall so easily Who would ever thought that we Would finally come to be I guess they just don't know How much you mean to me Who would ever thought that they Would have some words to say We'll go on anyway It's alright, it's okay Take whatever comes our way Together we will stay I got three words to say Never say never 11/01/2008 杀猪菜说来惭愧,作为一个哈尔滨人,今天是我第一次吃杀猪菜(挺好吃)。
rx请客,和她能有将近4年没见面了,一起吃饭的还有being和wmh。
rx现在一边读博士一边留校工作,她说“调皮捣蛋的学生太讨厌了。”
听她说这些,我们都笑了。
因为当初她自己就是一个调皮捣蛋的学生。
出来混总是要还的。
呵呵呵…… 08/01/2008 2008-01-08今天见了yjx和他女朋友gc(此gc非彼gc),晚餐必胜客,我吃了不少。
还在哈工大旁边的“美力方舟”偶遇wtg,闲聊几句,约好过些日子一起打篮球。 今天很冷,明天就是“三九”了。 上呼吸道不适。 07/01/2008 being今天晚饭跟being一起吃的。
待业青年们比较有共同语言。
谈话在和谐友好融洽的气氛下进行。
她戴了块玉石,玉米形状,说是原价2000多打折到400多。
她反复跟我强调自己不是“玉米”。
我说:“对,你不是玉米,你是李宇春。”
回到哈尔滨哈尔滨寒冷干燥。
我是大龄单身待业男青年,社会不安定因素。 |
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