今天要说这位爷是我的本科同学，同专业同寝室关系甚好。大名wmh，人送绰号“圣人”。

说起这wmh，就不能不提他的成名之作：“放火事件”。

那是一天早上，我们两个逃了了第一堂的工程制图课在寝室睡懒觉。我这边正睡得happy，只听见wmh那边传来有气无力的几声叹息“完了完了完了”，我挣扎着睁开眼睛顺着声音一看便立刻就蹦下床：圣人睡得下铺，他的上铺着火了！！我赶快拎起一件衣服冲了过去，被单毛毯不是纯棉就是化纤，特别容易引火，扑了半天火不光不见小，还有越燃越旺之势。最后，在公寓工作人员的帮助之下，把还在燃烧的毯子和棉被拉到室外，最后终于把火扑灭。可是他上铺的被褥基本都被烧光，墙角被熏得像火炉一样黑，可怜我的那件救火的PUMA上衣，也被烧了两个大洞……
后来才知道事情是这个样子的：wmh早上醒来百无聊赖，拿起打火机在上铺床底的白纸上用火薰“圣人”二字（从此以后大家便以“圣人”之名来称呼wmh），那个“人”字还差一顿笔，他就把打火机更靠近了白纸一点……
善后处理按部就班，写检讨，交罚款，事情没有上报到学院也算他走运，否则至少要记大过。
多年后，我们再次提起这件事情，王圣人跟我耳语道：“当年你若不在，我就直接锁门买火车票回山东老家……”假若果真如此，现在同学们应该已经住上新公寓了。

还有一次，体育课考试上,百米测试，终点处围坐着我们整个专业的女生。只看见wmh他起跑了，他加速了，他冲刺了……
扑通~~
……立扑，站起身提内裤。

圣人决不是浪得虚名滴，他硕士转专业学了哲学，立志要成为哲学家拯救全人类。他最崇拜的哲学家是笛卡儿，原因是“因为他可以一直躺着”（笛卡儿的父亲希望笛卡儿能够成为一名神学家，于是在笛卡儿8岁时，便将他送入拉夫勒希的耶酥会学校接受古典教育。校方为照顾他的孱弱的身体，特许他可以不必受校规的约束，早晨可以不必到学校上课，可以躺在床上自学。因此，他养成了早晨卧床思考问题的习惯，一直到老。）。硕士一年级期末考试前期，看见美女同学们每天捧着他所谓的“屁书”背诵，圣人感叹道：这更加坚定了当哲学家的信念，等我成了哲学家我就每天放屁，让那些女学生们背。

圣人后来搬去了十公寓，跟mfy一个屋子。

圣人的生活习惯异于常人，每天早上大便过后必须卧床一小时，否则必然头晕目眩。他曾经在xxh的床头，二公寓的热水房，二公寓一楼楼拐角撒过尿。mfy更是领教过以下事件：凌晨四点被涅磐的“Where did you sleep last night..”歌声吵醒,整开惺忪睡眼发现原本睡得好好的“圣人”坐在床上一边听歌一边抽烟，听到动情之处便哐哐捶墙。隔壁同学都知道这是一个惹不起的主儿，只能忍气吞声。凌晨五点，圣人关了音乐灭了烟卷，若无其事的躺下，继续呼呼大睡。

wmh会把mfy花了几天功夫粘好的两个高达，摆成“小狗式”，后面那个手中还舞着剑。

wmh在家里，从不放过每一片菜叶中的虫子--统统吃掉。

wmh玩“大航海”到凌晨，睡觉睡到第二天中午。mfy问他“下午去哪？”，他回答“马赛”，mfy又问“你现在在哪？”，他回答“维也纳”。

他们寝室里面养了2只仓鼠，wmh每天早上给仓鼠喂牛奶，中午喂方便面渣，晚上喂啤酒，号称“有我一口，就有它们一口”，平时抽烟也不忘记喷仓鼠几下。在他如此的折腾之下，两只仓鼠竟然依然倔强地活着并且膘肥体胖。wmh寒假回家前把仓鼠交给mfy，说道：“先放你们家吧，让他们过两天好日子……”

Acknowledgement:

再次感谢人送绰号china-woofer的mfy同学，没有他的鼎力支持，此文不能完成。

She's always on my mind
From the time I wake up,
Till I close my eyes
She's everywhere I go
She's all I know

And though she's so far away,
It just keeps getting stronger
everyday
And even now she's gone
I'm still holding on
So tell me, where do I start
'Cause it's breakin' my heart
Don't wanna let her go
Maybe my love will
Come back someday
Only Heaven knows
And maybe our hearts
Will find a way
But only Heaven knows
And all I can do
Is hope and pray
'Cause Heaven knows

My friends keep telling me
That if you really love her,
You've gotta set her free
And if she returns in time
I'll know she's mine
But tell me, where do I start
'Cause it's breakin' my heart
Don't wanna let her go
Maybe my love will
Come back someday
Only Heaven knows
And maybe our hearts
Will find a way
But only Heaven knows
And all I can do
Is hope and pray
'Cause Heaven knows
Why I live in despair
'Cause wide awake or dreamin'
I know she's never there
And all the time I act so brave,
I'm shakin' inside
Why does it hurt me so?
Maybe my love will
Come back someday
Only Heaven knows
And maybe our hearts
Will find a way
But only Heaven knows
And all I can do
Is hope and pray
'Cause Heaven knows
Heaven knows
Heaven knows

It's all because of you,
I'm feeling sad and blue,
You went away, now my life is just a rainy day,
And I love you so,
How much you'll never know,
You've gone away and left me lonely.
Untouchable memories,
Seem to keep haunting me,
Another love so true,
That once turned all my gray skies blue,
But you disappeared,
Now my eyes are filled with tears,
And I'm wishing you were here with me.
Soaked with love all my thoughts of you,
Now that you're gone I just don't know what to do,
If only you were here,
You'd wash away my tears,
The sun would shine,
Once again you'll be mine, oh, mine,
But in reality,
You and I will never be,
Cause you took your love away from me
Girl,
I don't know what I did to make you leave me
But what I do know,
Is that since you've been gone there's such an emptiness inside,
I'm wishing you to come back to me
If only you were here,
You'd wash away my tears,
The sun would shine,
Once again you'll be mine all mine,
But in reality,
You and I will never be,
Cause you took your love away from me,
Oh baby,
You took your love away from,
Me......